Actually, it just tastes like plain old chocolate putting that I could have my minions make for me with some milk and a package of pudding mix. The mousse has a chocolate flavor that’s hard to detect, while the chocolate pudding on the bottom brings the choco-boom-chaka-la-ka, so it’s more like One and a Quarter Chocolate Pie. Although, all is not perfect with this flavor. You might think I enjoy anything with the word “dark” in it, after all, I am the Prince of Darkness, and you would be absolutely correct. The Double Chocolate Pie flavor combines a level of dark chocolate pudding topped with a milk chocolate mousse. But, even if you love lemon pudding, I don’t think you’ll give me your soul for it, or the soul of your first born. If you’re a fan of slightly artificial tasting lemon pudding and eating something called sucrose fatty acid esters, you’ll enjoy it. Yes, I like playing with food as much as I like tormenting peoples’ souls. The Lemon Meringue Pie has a pleasant level of tartness, and it’s also pleasant to watch it wiggle on my spoon. It’s okay, but I don’t think I could get Eve to take a bite from it. The whole shebang tastes like cheap apple pie filling. As you can see in the photo it doesn’t maintain its form as well as the other flavors, but then again it is extremely hot in hell, so melting shouldn’t be a surprise. The Apple Custard Pie is made up of a custard-style vanilla pudding topped with a gelatinous cinnamon apple top that contains a few apple chunks. I tried five of the flavors and I have to say, if you get tempted by Temptations by Jello, you have an extremely weak soul, you should stay away from illegal drugs, and I’ll see you soon. Now I keep track of the women using a database I created in Filemaker Pro. I’ve got so many notches in my bedpost that I don’t have bedposts anymore. Women love bad boys, and I am the ultimate bad boy. Yes, I’m taking you back though my 1990s cologne history, because if you think I’m good at tempting people to sell their souls to me, you should see me tempt women in clubs. Big, Nelson, and Whitesnake.Īlso, what’s with the name choice? Temptations by Jello? Is Jello making fragrances now? CKOne by Calvin Klein. So I’ll see you soon, Cinderella, Winger, Slaughter, FireHouse, Britny Fox, Danger Danger, Ratt, Stryper, L.A. I didn’t get Jesus, but I got Eve to eat a forbidden fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, and I got dozens of spandex-wearing glam bands from the 1980s and 90s to sell their souls to me for fortune, fame, groupies and one or two hit songs. Now some of you might be thinking, who the hell am I to say what’s a temptation and what’s not? Oh, maybe because I’m THE Master of Temptation. There’s no way a double-layered pudding cup that’s supposed to taste like a pie can equal the power of a seductive come hither. Other then that L.A.Guns stayed true to the original songs they covered and actually, their versions could possibly be better then the original? either way this is a great cover album, I recommend it.I’m having a really hard time believing these glorified Jello Pudding Snack cups called Temptations by Jello can be considered a temptation.
When I first heard that L.A.Guns was back in the studio I was excited because I thought I was going to hear some new stuff but then I found out it was only a cover album so that was the ONLY dismantlement. highly impressive work, a must have for any fan of LAG, hardcore or casual. the best aspect of the disc is that each song has that incredible LAG sound, which really makes it that much more enjoyable to listen to. Phil sounds great as does the rest of the band.
i was a little sceptical when finding out Tracii guns would not be on the album, but ‘the new guy’ Stacy blades doesn’t drop the ball an inch. Lets get straight to the point, the gunners sound as good as ever. Phil Lewis’ vocals take these vintage 70s songs and brings them ROARING back to the present! My top picks: Search and Destroy (Iggy Pop and the Stooges), Marseilles (Angel City), Wheels of Steel (Saxon), and Moonage Daydream (Bowie). This CD is outstanding!!! There really ISN’T a song on it that I DON’T like. Covering songs by Led Zeppelin, Rose Tatoo, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, And Aerosmith to name a few, the boys knock these songs out with as much fire and energy as if they had written them.ĥ.0 out of 5 stars You WON’T be disappointed!, “Rips The Covers Off” is a reference to the songs on the album which are like a sound track to the lives of the members of L A GUNS.
#L.a. guns custard pie series#
L A Guns emerged on the scene as an L A super group in the late 80s and struck gold with a series of albums that appealed to metal fans but were steeped in the time honoured tradition of rock and roll. Tracks 12 & 13: Bonus live tracks recorded live and raw in 2003.
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